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went nuclear

To go totally crazy, as angry as you can get
Therese caught Philip sniffing coke & fucking hookers & went nuclear
by dynamitephil November 3, 2013
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nuclear warfare

1) a life threatening event that could lead to the extinction of the human race

2) your dad's monstrous flatulence, more specifically, if multiple fathers drop f-bombs (fart bombs) in a territorial, combattant matter.
1) "tell my wife i love her.."
"enough is enough, thomas. you need to understand, your wife has been dead for 5 years"

2)"what the fuck, your dad dropped an atomic bomb?"
"nuclear warfare. i know. tell yours to get out of here too. i'm gonna suffocate"
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nuclear video

When you make and keep a sex video with another partner to be used at a later time for revenge like a breakup.
She cheated on me but little does she know I’m holding onto a nuclear video.
by Bangerher22 April 16, 2022
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nuclear bunker

a place where you are safe from nuclear bombs
we should head to the nuclear bunker before we die
by kilxu February 13, 2022
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nuclear fag

A homosexual exposed to a large dose of radiation, Causing them to become exponentially more homosexual in nature.
Wow! Have you heard how Mathew might be a nuclear fag?
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022
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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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Nuclear Horsepiss

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce
"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"
by MrMattz February 14, 2018
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