husband

Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 23, 2016

Mishap Husband

A lucky sexual encounter, following which the girl falls in love wid the guy, and ends up proposing, leading to a “REAL” and EXTREMELY GROOVY marriage.

Neil soon turned into Ananya’s “MISHAP HUSBAND”

by biyatch November 30, 2021

Husband Material

A person who is of husband material is someone who plays valorant and minecraft and is the sweetest most hottest person alive.

"Henry is husband material"

by Spamon September 9, 2023

Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.

So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.

by @Yim October 21, 2020

husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.

Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.

by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017

whack a husband day

Day that falls on November 28th and May 17th of each year

Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day

by Whack a husband September 29, 2021

Best husband

The name Hamza is the best husband you can get, because he is sexy, beautiful and can make food and he is fun being with. And he is good in the bed.

Hamza the best husband

by Josefine1122 November 3, 2019