by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017
Get the junk warmermug. Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.
Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!
Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.
Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.
by Bill Arther November 5, 2012
Get the Junk Pouchmug. by HunterStephen June 12, 2014
Get the Junk Thumpmug. Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.
He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
by linguisologist September 24, 2014
Get the Junk-manemug. by T-Bone Nelson January 13, 2009
Get the Cock Junkmug. Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.
I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.
by tailypoe October 11, 2008
Get the Junk-cationmug. boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"
by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013
Get the punk of the junkmug.