Norwegian Snake Hole

When your partner attempts to kiss you and so you stick out your tongue, similar to a snake, and thrust it into their mouth.

My girlfriend was leaning in to kiss me, so to mess with her I gave her the ol' Norwegian snake hole.

by GuittarGirl997 July 7, 2019

Norwegian Snowplow

When you are giving a girl anal sex so rough that you cause shit to come out. Then while you go out the shit goes all over you but then when you go in it splashes to the side like a snowplow!

Guy: Hey Gabe! Wana come over and do the norwegian snowplow later?!

Girl: Why shure Bobby Walter! I can't wait to have all your 2 inches inside me! That would be the best time ever!

by Shrewms69 April 22, 2010

Norwegian Ankle Biter

while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern

i gave my buddy a Norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the poop marks on his face!

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

Norwegian Guitar God

When one partner takes the inner part of their elbow and use to jack off their partner.

My girlfriend gave me a Norwegian guitar god last night it scabbed my dick.

by Madskittlezzz January 9, 2010

norwegian mud slide

When you get so drink that you blast diarrhea down your legs while still wearing your pants. (Pertains to oil field roughnecks especially tool pushers and generally when drunk on crown royal)

RoughneckA: Did you see the boss at the bar last night?
RoughneckB: No but he must have been drinking crown again cause he smelled like a norwegian mud slide this morning.

by balazar July 1, 2011

Norwegian

A penguin fucker with low IQ

Svenne: Did you just fuck that penguin? Stupid Norwegian

by PenguinMom November 6, 2018

Norwegian wood

the woods in Norway; a wooded area which happens to be in Norway

I took a walk through the Norwegian wood.

by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004