Noob

(noun)
1. A newbie
2. An idiot

PukerUp- (gibberish)
Maddox- Shut up, Noob

by Maddox121 September 5, 2016

Noob

Noob or Newb, originated from the word newbie. It is normally used online when someone is "new" to a game. Nowadays it is also used to make fun of people.

Wow this whole server is flooded with noobs. -_-

by 2016 Top Definitions August 2, 2016

Noob

Someone who hasn't heard of ANYTHING.

Me: Hey Elizabeth have you heard the song hit the quan?

Elizabeth: No never heard of it.

Me: What a noob!

by iHeartRihanna July 17, 2016

Noob

1. a new person at a video game
2. a person that looks ugly
3. a person that looks ugly and is new to a video game
4. a stupid and annoying person
5. a person that does not know anything

The word "noob" is commonly used on these two games called Roblox and MovieStarPlanet. Links: www.roblox.com www.moviestarplanet.com

Wait... WTF! You don't know what noob means...

That noob over there does not know anything!

by AvalonTyler July 4, 2016

Noob

A dumb person who is an idiot and does stupid things. He (she) is very unpopular in school and causes mischief everywhere. They are weird fuckers. They are very babyish

Do you not think that Joe is such a noob?

by OPTitanGodElite May 28, 2016

Noob

A new player, not someone who killed you

zomg11!!1!1!!1 he's such a noob how'd he kill me!

by 99Ninety December 3, 2020

Noob

An individual that lacks the ability to demolish fellow players' hopes and dreams of escaping noobhood (noobhood: a phase in one's life in which they're terrible at everything). Noob should only be used when referencing video gameplay. Any other usage will result in placing the verbalizer back into noobhood, thus sending them to noobtown (where all the noobs reside). The majority of noobs refuse to accept the fact that they are noobs. They tend to be within the age range of 9-99. Auto correct will underline the word noob with a red line. It will try to tell you the word doesn't exist. But auto correct is, in fact, extremely wrong, thus making it nooby. When being pronounced, the long sound of the two O's must be elongated. This is done to avoid pronunciation of the word as "newb". Anyone that pronounces "Noob" as "Newb" is automatically dubbed a noob. Noob CANNOT be spelled:
N00b
Noobz
Any violators will be immediately pwned.

"That dude is such a noob. He has a two kill streak in combat training maaaaaaaaaan! He IS the combat training!"
"Noob! Get pwned!"
"Would you like me to pwn you, noob!"
"Noobs, prepared to get pwned!"
"He doesn't even know how to shoot! What a noob!"

by The Ultimate Pwners September 2, 2013