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Turbo Normie

A Normie who is even more stupid than a normal normie. Turbo normies have little-to-no critical thinking skills and will do whatever the mainstream media tell them to. They do not have opinions of their own, only what the television or newspaper tells them. The only thing worse than a turbo normie is an uber-normie.
Me: Do you think we should really punish ourselves by paying so much for fuel when it won't do anything about the war in Ukraine?

Turbo Normie: Well....we can't let him get away with what he's done, can we?
by 1--%notanormie June 1, 2022
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Twin Turbo

This sexual move is done when someone fists a woman's asshole and vagina with, preferably, alternating thrusts. This should not be done by amateur as it is very brutal.
Husband "Have a drink, honey. We are gonna Twin Turbo your holes tonight!"

Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 2, 2015
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Turbo Slut

1. a slut in turbo mode.

2. alex.

3. a non-stop slut.
That girl that gave me aids was definately a turbo slut.
by Hallie Bob August 3, 2006
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turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.
Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"
by H C G December 11, 2006
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turbo cunt

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.
you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?

i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
by FlashJoe January 6, 2008
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turbo dirty

Noun- riding dirty while naked

verb- the act of riding dirty while naked
We were turbo dirty on the tandem bicycle

We rode turbo dirty to chicago
by Colin Steve December 6, 2007
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Hybrid Turbo

Short for hybrid turbocharger, a hybrid turbo functions similarly to a conventional tubrocharger, but features a small electric motor on the shaft to reduce tubro lag. While this may not work as well as systems like anti-lag or two-step, it is generally cheaper and more reliable. It's also less of a cop magnet, as a hybrid turbo doesn't produce backfire as often. The term has nothing to do with a hybrid vehicle

Unfortunately, hybrid turbos are hard to find, and generally don't come in a kit
Mechanic 1) I'm gonna turbo my car!
Mechanic 2) Nice, you thinking anti-lag or...?
Mechanic 1) Nah, I'm throwing on a hybrid turbo.
Mechanic 2), Pfft, good like finding one bud!
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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