dick things

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

by sparta45 May 29, 2012

That math thing

When you have nothing else to say.

Jane James said “you know that thing we’re you umm that math thing”

by Retard No.2 July 24, 2019

Principle of things

meaning it should be standard common sense and apply to everyone. To be virtuous to do the right thing.

Dont do shit to me that you wouldnt want done to you. Thats the principle of things. You borrow money from me dont hide and run and ignore me just pay me when you can. Thats the principle of things

by Realngga December 4, 2019

Important things

Legal required documents

Here is a list of important things.

by Krazy Kat Woman February 1, 2017

Stuff and Things

A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.

Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you

by Hippo-Lord August 3, 2018

Stranger Things

A mystery show that I don't want to spoil on you so I won't.

I watched Stranger Things on Netflix last night.

by HOLA-KK July 12, 2018

Here's the thing

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.

S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."

by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008