The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.

Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.

by knightviper56 November 29, 2011

Newark

A small town in central Ohio where white trash, niggers, and polocks are manufactured and used as worthless pieces of shit to further over populate the world. see ''Newark Nigger''

hey man I heard when you move to Newark you get a free tattoo and a pair of sweatpants

by shrrekk bob January 9, 2010

newfie

The Newfoundlander's equivalent of the word "nigger"
That is to say, Newfoundlanders can call themselves and other Newfoundlanders "newfie" but if anyone who is not from Newfoundland uses it, it is considered offensive.

Newfie 1: How are you George?
Newfie 2: Great, I love being a Newfie
Non-Newfoundlander: You Newfies crack me up!
Newfies: Watch your mouth.

by Newfie Girl August 5, 2006

Marie Newman

A great Progressive lady from Illinois who defeated a fake Democrat in a primary.

The voters have spoken for change by electing Marie Newman for Congress.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker August 12, 2020

Paul Newman

Another word for getting one's salad tossed. The reference being to Newman's line of salad dressing. Salad Tossing of course being the act of getting one's asshole eaten.

"Her ass looked so good in that tight little mini skirt, that all I could think about was creeping up behind her on all fours, pulling her skirt down, and introducing her to Paul Newman."

by Peter Brown September 7, 2008

Newman

Usually someone who acts exactly like the Seinfeld character of Newman. Sometimes it can be even used as a nickname for said person. Most of the time, if your name is Terry, you could be nicknamed Newman by your friends.

That Terry, he's such a Newman.

by xxxBOSSMAN March 27, 2011

Newfag

Someone who shows up in a live stream and starts talking about something completely off topic they also treat everything like a christian minecraft server and get offended easily like a SJW some Newfags are SJWs

(a live Q&A)
Newfag: Are you christian
Streamer: Yes I'm Catholic

(A few moments later after the streamer swears)

Newfag: You're going to go to hell for swearing and the pope claims to be jesus and catholics are so opressive
Streamer and moderators: stop being a NewFag also this stream isn't about religion you NewFag this youtube channel isn't religious

Newfag: (Starts talking about religion and tells the streamer they're going to go to helll if they don't repent or change their opinion)

then the newfag gets blocked or leaves usualy

by FrenglishMan101 July 28, 2020