H.I.V. negative

something so seriously negative that it is H.I.V. negative

guy 1: there is no way you are gonna make a million dollars off this scam
guy 2: dude, don't be so H.I.V. negative

by b whit March 13, 2008

microsoft negative

Uninfected by life-energy consuming software created by the Microsoft coporation.

Okay, can we please share documents in a real file format? Some of us are microsoft negative.

by neilanalien August 18, 2008

Negative Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player bounces a Hosser into the underside opening of the Hoss Stand, it is a Negative Hoss and it is worth minus one Hoss.

I keep throwing Negative Hosses!!

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

Negative ghost rider

The act of using a sleeping males hand to mastubate with until they wake up. At which point you slap them in the face and yell "negative ghost rider".

Danny decided to give jim a negative ghost rider.

by KWilfong1 July 21, 2016

Negative ghost rider

Where some 40 year old 80’s obsessive mid-life crisis going through clownshoe turns no into 18 letters (without spaces).

Tyrone: Have you gotten my shoes yet?

Mom: Negative ghost rider

Tyrone: 😑

Mom: Hey honey have you cashed the check yet?

Dad: Negative ghost rider

by wulfyyyyy October 15, 2019

negative purpose

A Punk band from Melbourne featuring Simon, Dave, Matt and Xavier with smash hit song Scene Of The Crime

omfg that simon guy in negative purpose is so hawtt LOL! im a 16 year old girl!!

by kate October 16, 2003

Negative space

On an overweight soldier, it is the gap between the uniform and the waist. This gap is caused by being overweight, with a large belly. Generaly the overweight soldier's uniform top will stick out away from his or her body thus creating the negative space.

hey soldier you'd better check that negative space

holy shit.... check out the negative space on that douche

by d mo gun June 22, 2011