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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.
person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.
by notmyfaulty May 6, 2025
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Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion
Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!
by neeedleford May 6, 2024
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe filled wif caffeine and/or sugar syrup, to make someone tense 'n' jittery when injected.
A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!
by QuacksO April 3, 2024
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
by bshoey006 June 29, 2022
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the dirty needle

by The naughty magician May 5, 2016
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