A person who is not particularly intelligent or good looking but has an extraordinary ability. Generally speaking they wouldn't usually excel in life but are seven feet tall and can throw a ball. In rare cases they have a touch of tard and play for the Carolina Panthers.
bro 1: "Dude that's just wrong."
bro 2: "What you mean."
bro 1: "That man's obviously mentally challenged and they force him to throw a ball around and cover it up by telling him he's superman and give him all the yogurt he can eat."
bro 2: "Yeah man saw his game the other night every time he scores his little heart gets so excited he has a mini stroke."
bro 1: "Heard they tell him it's just a dance move and now his whole team mocks him."
bro 2: "It's indeed sad bro the kids used to cry when they saw his separated eyes and shrek ears but dammit they love those footballs."
bro 1: "Yep that's a Cam Newton for sure"
bro 2: "What you mean."
bro 1: "That man's obviously mentally challenged and they force him to throw a ball around and cover it up by telling him he's superman and give him all the yogurt he can eat."
bro 2: "Yeah man saw his game the other night every time he scores his little heart gets so excited he has a mini stroke."
bro 1: "Heard they tell him it's just a dance move and now his whole team mocks him."
bro 2: "It's indeed sad bro the kids used to cry when they saw his separated eyes and shrek ears but dammit they love those footballs."
bro 1: "Yep that's a Cam Newton for sure"
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Used to descibe anything uncool, distasteful or stupid. It is an antonym of the word Eltonic. Believed to be first used by an all girls' school in England.
Yeah that is so neltonic
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I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.
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Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
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