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Cam Newton

A person who is not particularly intelligent or good looking but has an extraordinary ability. Generally speaking they wouldn't usually excel in life but are seven feet tall and can throw a ball. In rare cases they have a touch of tard and play for the Carolina Panthers.
bro 1: "Dude that's just wrong."
bro 2: "What you mean."
bro 1: "That man's obviously mentally challenged and they force him to throw a ball around and cover it up by telling him he's superman and give him all the yogurt he can eat."
bro 2: "Yeah man saw his game the other night every time he scores his little heart gets so excited he has a mini stroke."
bro 1: "Heard they tell him it's just a dance move and now his whole team mocks him."
bro 2: "It's indeed sad bro the kids used to cry when they saw his separated eyes and shrek ears but dammit they love those footballs."
bro 1: "Yep that's a Cam Newton for sure"
by Buckda95 October 14, 2016
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Fig Newton

A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
we be smokin' dem fig newtons.

will someone bum me a fig newton.
by jesus_saves_the_day May 18, 2007
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Neltonic

Used to descibe anything uncool, distasteful or stupid. It is an antonym of the word Eltonic. Believed to be first used by an all girls' school in England.
Yeah that is so neltonic
by The Mighty Pozza October 19, 2010
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Newton's Palm

to perform Newton's Palm, you start by gripping on your dingus while on any bumpy road and letting the natural gyrations do the work
hey take that gravel road so i can give myself a Newton's Palm
by Larry Steelmeat July 21, 2017
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Newton's Cradle

When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.
I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.
by TheJewishWonder April 24, 2019
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Newton

The act of pissing in ones mouth and then gargling it till they cum also means hardcore anal in the back of a school bus
by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020
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Newton Ip

Newton Ip discovered the force of gravity while doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He dropped his phone from the roof of the school and the Science teacher played die him. He was also known for taking legendary photos of certain people. His middle finger is very long and he shows it off all the time.

Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
by Donald Biden November 22, 2020
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