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well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016
mugGet the well, wrap my dick in a blanketmug.

Joe mama sucked my dick

A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"
P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick
by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022
mugGet the Joe mama sucked my dickmug.

Fuck you and suck my dick!

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!
by de-pube September 28, 2022
mugGet the Fuck you and suck my dick!mug.

lemme get my dick back

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something
speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back
by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013
mugGet the lemme get my dick backmug.

Wear my dick on my sleeve

It's when you are not ashamed to show people that you are sexual.
Trust me honey i wear my dick on my sleeve, so why don't we just go with the flow.
by Joe Marzouk April 7, 2020
mugGet the Wear my dick on my sleevemug.

Tryna get my dick wet

Ima ask mitzy to fuck. Man im tryna get my dick wet.
by Mitzysuckedmydick November 10, 2016
mugGet the Tryna get my dick wetmug.

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
mugGet the I put my dick in a bag of Doritosmug.

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