find the square root of my dick

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

by KirbyEatCookie February 25, 2022

Fuck you and suck my dick!

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.

"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

by de-pube September 28, 2022

Joe mama sucked my dick

A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"

P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

lemme get my dick back

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something

speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back

by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013

Wear my dick on my sleeve

It's when you are not ashamed to show people that you are sexual.

Trust me honey i wear my dick on my sleeve, so why don't we just go with the flow.

by Joe Marzouk April 7, 2020

Tryna get my dick wet

Get some good pussy

Ima ask mitzy to fuck. Man im tryna get my dick wet.

by Mitzysuckedmydick November 10, 2016

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019