Moffo

Mother Fucker

Big Bad Moffo

by The Real Moffo August 24, 2003

muffacation

lack of air while performing tongue to twat or Triple T

That Heifer sat on my face an damn near muffacated me

by B January 26, 2004

Ruff Muff

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

by F meister May 18, 2006

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muffett

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

by spread legs April 14, 2009