michael morris

vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!

Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme

Rockafeller who?

“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”

by chris hansen1 August 14, 2022

morris

(Noun): An obnoxious tourist who is often oblivious to how annoying they are to locals. They love to do touristy things and take selfies and videos of themselves while they bother you. Term coined by Youtuber AFizzle.

A: “OMG we’re at the front row of the travis scott concert!! You have to take pictures of me with travis.”

B: “Ughhh, stop being such a morris.”

by JellyGangF June 16, 2021

stuart morris

a literal L, you cannot get worse than this repulsive little prick (little because his knob does not exceed the length of 3 inches)

fucking hell man stuart morris literally gets NO bitches

by kdog4lyfe April 13, 2022

Charlie Morris

Stud of all studs
Sexiest of all sexy
Charles Thomas Charlie Chuck Mo Puck Mo Bat Mo Morris

Charlie Morris posted on ig.

by charliemorrisiscool6914 June 2, 2022

Morris

a person also known as a sissy boy who needs to not be a pussy and play darksouls 3.

person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.

by not-so-based-person September 27, 2021

aaron morris

aaron morris is a sexy beast

person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though

by jordf March 10, 2023

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024