Rusty Moose

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.

"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."

by BetterthanDudeMcSweet September 25, 2008

Moose Of Shame

Where you spread your hands, put them on either side of your head with the thumbs touching your temple so you have antlers, and bow to a person who just owned you.

Related to the awkward turtle and the oddly enough butterfly

Infront of large crowd

Scott: God I'm drunk.

Matt: Dude, you're a pussy, you've had 2 drinks!

Scott: Moose Of Shame!!

by Claireybelle April 12, 2010

moose-knuckle

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

by Johnny Z June 08, 2003

moose jaw

When a hooker gives two or more men a blow-job at the same time, and her mouth is stuffed like a moose.

Joe and his two friends got moose jawed!

by N8E June 23, 2005

moose juice

tasty beverage made of vodka, koolaid, and beer. soo good.

pass me some of that moose juice!

by losssser November 14, 2004

Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy

Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog

by E.S.W. December 12, 2006