dirty mozart

While your girlfriend is saucin up the piano mad hard then you cum in her ass, then she "acciedntly" shits all over the piano👉🏿👌🏻

I pulled out my willy and stuffed her ass, then she stood on the piano, popped a squat, and now the instructor is curious if she got hit with a dirty mozart

by Dirty moz April 19, 2018

sweaty mozarella balls

The way your hand smells when you put your hand under your balls,take it out and smell it after a long summer day of 101°

"Damn my ball meat smells like sweaty mozarella balls daniel"

by Drdraindill November 23, 2017

Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 3, 2018

Cheesy Mozzarella

To place mozzarella in a woman’s vagina that has just gotten a yeast infection and then take it back out and chew the cheese then spit it out into a bowl then put it back in her vagina.

“Hey John have you every had Cheesy Mozzarella before?”

by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018

Will Monkarsh

some guy that says "YEZ" way to much. But he is a real funny guy. He is also kinda cute

Hey is that will monkarsh " Yez"

by taco245219 May 16, 2019

The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020