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momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .
valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her
by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019
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Momo

1 Momo: An evil, suicidal, and horrible being. The face of a horrible challenge called "The Momo Challenge." The challenge itself is where you get messages from "Whatsapp" or simply "Facebook" that is challenging you to do dangerous things to yourself. This "Momo" claims that if you don't complete the challenge you'll be killed, or your family will be killed.

2. Momo: An okay with excitement.
3. Momo:Used when something spooky, hysterical, or just plain old odd.
1: "A young girl did the Momo Challenge and commited suicide." -News Reporter

2: "Yo, dude, you gotta hit thatttt!" "Momoooooo!" -A man to another man
3: "There is something in the bushes!" Said the young girl to her friend. They both say "Momo!!!" at the same time.
by Madelyn’s DEFFYS! February 28, 2019
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Momo

A amazing girl who anyone would be lucky to have as a friend! They will be by your side no matter what.

They are also incredibly talented at art, but is to humble to admit it.

If you ever come across a momo, stuck with her because she will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
person one : is that amazingly talented person?
Person two: that momo
Person one: ohh that makes sense, because everyone knows Momo’s are amazing.
by Hello hi hey June 13, 2020
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Momo

A black-white mixed person with a beautiful face and a body of a greek god.
He also has a huge penis.
Could be chillin with everygirl he wants to but is also a loyal person
Jessy:"Have you Seen that mixed dude named Momo today ? He's soo freaking hot good dann he made me drippin."
Lisa:"Yas girl that nigga half black so ofcourse he hot. I heard he has a huge ass dick !
by Channing Tatum aka Magic Mike December 28, 2016
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Momo

A creepy sculpture who is the namesake of the "Momo challenge," when somebody calls Momo on WhatsApp, Momo tells the person to kill themself, it is possible that a person can die from this game, so watch out! Urban Dictionary does not recommend anybody to do this game.
Gabrielle: opens WhatsApp

Mark: Watch out!
Gabrielle: What is it Mark?
Mark: Do not call Momo!
Gabrielle: Who is Momo and why do you not want me to call them?
Mark: Because Momo might tell you to kill yourself!
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momo

An spanish dankmeme :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V
Que buen momo!! :v (What a good meme!!)
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