Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017

Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.

"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!

by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015