Mingewig

Simply put a wig to put on your minge. Can be in a range of colours from Platinum Blonde to Deep Ivory. Even comes in ginger if you swing that way. Decorations are available such as sequins, glitter and bells. The perfect accessory for any modern woman.

ENJOY!

Wife: Hmmm I fancy a change tonight dear. Do you?
Husband: Why yes! What did you have in mind?
Wife: Well... I did buy that new mingewig... the one with the tassles. What do you think?
Husband: YAY!

by Fancy A. Mingewig February 4, 2010

Millering

1: To be actively engaged in courting someone already engaged in a committed relationship.

2: To fool one self into believing that they are capable of wooing someone away from their significant other.

He's been millering around Susan for weeks. Everyone knows she's just mashing him along, but he's totally convinced that she's going to fall for him at any moment.

by Rickola August 31, 2013

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

funny fingering

Where somebody is trying to finger another person, has a hand spazzum which clicks their wrists and paralyzes the woman/ mans ass (chocolare fingers).

Gummy tried to finger his mum when he had a hand spazzum and it gave his mum extreme vaginal pain. This is an example of funny fingering.

by TWATFACE333 October 30, 2007

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004

Fear mongering

Also know as Nicki, keeper of the fines

I hope nicki won't fine me, she's so fear mongering.

by Hot-ham July 18, 2021

singering

The act of flirting rather than working, sitting on one's ass, eating Subway and putting absolutely no effort into one's job. AKA being horrible at life in general.

At least he's trying and not singering it.

by "PhD" February 15, 2010