Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019

Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size

Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.

by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019

Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022