mikey

a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger

“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”

“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”

by unknown123976 April 8, 2022

Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

Mikey

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.

Ay mikey big penis lad

by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

mikey

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children

there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey

by siixela May 2, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is an overall junk boy allways shoving food up his throat and can never catch him without food down his throat

Omg he is eating again?
I know hes such a mikey

by Boris-johnson34 June 15, 2020

mikey way

a very cool and awkward kneed bassist in MCR.

"mikey way is awesome."
"yes."

by slurpeeslurper_34521 January 21, 2024

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008