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mikey

mikey is the sweetest and perfect boy ever im so deeply inlove with mikey that the human mind cant come close to comprehending my love for him he has blondish hair and grayish blue eyes he doesnt like me back anymore im sure of it but if i had a chance to bring it back all i would i just wanna be with him and and buy him anything and everything he wants and to give him the best treatment ever, the treatment he deserves, he deserves to be treated like royalty he may have no interest in me and i may mean nothing to him now but i still cant move on the months we dated were the best months of my life even though they were kinda hard on me with other stuff going on mikey was always there to make me feel better i always felt super empty but just seeing his notification or his pretty face made me instantly feel better he has the prettiest smile that could bright up a room and the most gorgeous eyes hes very funny and pretty and has such a lovely voice and a stunning face and a personality so perfect like the rest of him. Mikey hasnt got a main attractive feature because hes just so attractive no matter what he looks like, he might not be pretty or perfect in everyones eyes but hes the loml and he'll always be pretty,handsome,perfect,amazing and so on to me no matter the looks or how he changes his personality ill always have a reason to love him because i truly love him and im so inlove with him i could write a book about this man, i wanna treat him the best hes ever been treated.
A: whos mikey?
B: mikey is the sweetest and most perfect boy on this planet
by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023
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Mikey

girl 1: do you know mikey ?
girl 2: yeah !! he’s so cool
by reallimpbizkit November 21, 2021
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Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"
by edddddie November 7, 2023
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Mikey Osceola

This is a real man with a big heart. He loves playing For Honor and chilling while smoking the green, also known as weed. Mikey has a brother named Caleb, who is also a real man. Mikey doesn’t care much about school but he cares more for his family and The Boys. Mikey is determined to either mess with The Boys sometimes or to help the boys. It’s a mixed bag but most of the time, he’s chilling and doing good. He also has a black uncle named T-Bone, who will fuck you up if you mess with him. Mikey follows one code just like all The Boys : Never switch up on the homies
Wow, you really beat that kids ass to help a homie out. You remind me of Mikey Osceola.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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Mikey

this is a person with Poland Syndrome, or you can say a person with no chest.
by Lenz Fontana November 5, 2022
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Mikey P Chuckwagon

A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!
by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022
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Mikey The Noob

Oh, I use Mikey The Noob
by notl0rdes June 27, 2018
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