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Mikey

Mikey is a kind individual. Mikey lives with white parents who are heart warming maniacs. This boy enjoys watching Netflix, and family guy. Watches adult swim and fun to be around. Mikey has a deep gorgeous voice.. and sounds like uncle frank from family guy. Mikey is a friend when u need him and knows how to cook bomb meals. His eyes are brown and beautiful. Mikey loves it when you laugh dorky he snorts and smiles.
Wow he such a Mikey !!!
by TruthWACKER September 12, 2020
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mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube
by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017
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Mikey Scoville

A kid who cries and throws fits about endgame spoilers and loves to sing every moment
by Tom 6969 April 30, 2019
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Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
Hi Mikey how are you
by Bluebucks November 22, 2021
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Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"
by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019
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The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.
“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”
by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024
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Mikey

The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass
by Willy man the third October 11, 2019
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