by Ganyu March 21, 2021
Get the Midnight Release mug.When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.
"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."
by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021
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Get the Midnight Creeper mug.a group of dangerous criminals that roam the streets at night and steal innocent peoples signs. They typically travel as wang but you may see them integrated with bang.
mlaw: ayo i was camping outside of michy’s house the other day and saw a couple of wangs steal a sign!
sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!
sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!
by cramphony July 29, 2021
Get the midnight menace mug.When a prostitute works all day, let’s every man ejaculate inside her, then allows her final customer to insert a straw to drink a very well mixed protein slushy.
by Temsiq August 9, 2021
Get the Midnight Slushy mug.Amazingly attractive British singers from London. Includes the band members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne. There latest hit on Youtube is the Tik-Tok parody originnally made famous by Ke$ha. Ke$sha herself enjoyed their parody even. They also made a parody of the song Down who is formally sung by Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne. Ninjas is the best one that I enjoy listening to because i get to see them get drunk! XD! If you hsve never heard of this band or never checked them out.. you REALLY should!
person 1: dude i love the the midnight beasts their tik-tok parody was epic!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!
by thefuckinbest July 17, 2010
Get the The Midnight Beasts mug.A midnight promise is broken by the dawn.
An empty promise, with no intention of keeping it.
Words spoken to impress or persuade an audience with nothing to support them.
An empty promise, with no intention of keeping it.
Words spoken to impress or persuade an audience with nothing to support them.
He made several midnight promises, but he told his friends what his girlfriend did for him.
His midnight promise was broken, when he left town, after he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.
The custody agreement, was regarded as a midnight promise, when my ex left town with the kids, without giving notice.
His midnight promise was broken, when he left town, after he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.
The custody agreement, was regarded as a midnight promise, when my ex left town with the kids, without giving notice.
by Nards OTC August 12, 2007
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