Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Lava microwave

some thing is tiny

you are lava microwave

by hisir lababaw October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Microwave

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

I'm making pizza rolls
Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.

The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.

by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021