Microsoft Edge & IE

Means: A piece of crap that the bill gates wanted to feed his son and gave poop to his daughter

Microsoft Edge & IE is a piece of crap

by RehanPlayz September 27, 2022

microsoft works

an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.

For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D

by uknoieatwatamel0n November 18, 2007

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

microswift

a web hosting and web design company. Usually cheaper and more flexable than corprate asshats. Run by a college student.

Microswift is tit!

by RickJamesBitch April 30, 2004

microsoft sam

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly

just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying

by hajii December 26, 2008

microsoft negative

Uninfected by life-energy consuming software created by the Microsoft coporation.

Okay, can we please share documents in a real file format? Some of us are microsoft negative.

by neilanalien August 18, 2008

Microsoft

The best technology company ever. My favourite thing they made was the Xbox one, Bill Gates does a good job of running the company.

Rick, hey Andrew what is your favourite technology company,
Andrew, Microsoft

Rick, me too! Let’s play some Xbox

Andrew, ya sure

by Jack cof May 22, 2018