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Michael Jackson Syndrome

A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.
Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.
by Obvious57 November 15, 2012
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michael jordan

An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.
Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.
by Mack C January 16, 2007
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michael guy chislett

the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot
by notgivingmyrealnamedumbasses September 30, 2007
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Michael Bay

1. A person who is incapable of complex and/or abstract thought, and focuses on pure visual and tactile stimulation.
2. A movie director who, in order to appreciate his dumb shock and awe style, you must either be stupid enough to think on his level or smart enough not to care how intellectual a movie about robots and explosions is.
1. He never talks about anything other than sex and explosions. That guy is such a Michael Bay!
2. My pre-schooler thinks on a higher level than Michael Bay.
by Ciano December 25, 2007
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Michaila

A girl who is intelligent and beautiful. She is sweet, loving and adores affection. Her ideal mate is someone who is older and has the dominant traits that she does not possess. When in love she loves her mate deeply. Although, on the flip side, when angered her self control is lost and she can get loud and often aggressive.
Michaila
by Simply-Ginger March 13, 2013
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michael stipe

Lead singer of the rockband REM. His obscure and cryptic lyrics, along with his weird personality and particular voice, played a big part in the huge success of the band.
What was Michael thinking when he wrote this?
by Turbodent December 19, 2004
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Michael Bay Film

A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.

A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.
Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.
by ahriik March 14, 2011
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