Messaga

Messaga is a word my boyfriend said instead of message and I still make fun of him for it.

"Did you read my messaga ?"
Messaga means Sean you screwed up

by BakedFreshBread September 1, 2021

Messier

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

by incognitoos November 22, 2021

sketch message

A "Sketch" Text Message. Coming off awkward, innapropriate, or so confusing that it deserves an immediate pressing of the "call back button" over the "reply" option.

ON A 100 DEGREE SUNNY DAY DOWN THE SHORE...
Ali: Stay in your house, preferably the basement, grab canned food and don't come out until further notification
Joe- "look at this sketch message" what the fuck? im calling this bitch.

by Dan R. September 29, 2007

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

Dark Messenger

Name of the final battle song against Kuja in Final Fantasy IX. Dark Messenger, also called The Darkness of Eternity in Dissidia, incorporates Kuja's second theme, Immoral Melody.

Perhaps Square's most underwhelming battle, this song more than makes up for it.

Kay, Deathguise killed. I'm gonna go save, use a tent, and then check my Black Holes to see if I have enough to spam Kuja with. If I don't then more Dark Messenger.

by Dancing Mad February 26, 2011

Gateway Messenger Theory

Very similar to "gateway drug theory" which is the theory that the use of less harmful drugs may lead to a future risk of using more dangerous hard drugs except the addict moves from more common chat systems like whatsApp, Skype etc back to more older and dangerous ones like BBM Chat.

Guy1: Omg omg omg! BBM is for Android now!
Guy2: So?
Guy1: I need to get it a hit of that BBM again!
Guy2: Ok then..... that;s Gateway Messenger Theory you suffer from.

by neoraj3.0 October 21, 2013

thirsty message

A thirsty message is a text message that is followed by a message ,that was not replied to , in hopes to speed up the reply process.

Sarah sent me a message asking if I have plans, then about 5 minutes later she sent me a thirsty message saying the same thing.

by Beefangel August 13, 2017