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chop your melon 

Karate chopping a friend or lovers butt crack
im gunna chop your melon if you keep fucking with me
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peeled a nigga melon 

When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies
Hey vlad, did you peeled a nigga melon today?
Sure did! Sniped his ass out the heli!

Like a pool of melons 

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram 

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

WHAT IS THIS MELODY??? 

the term “what is this melody???” had originated from the overwatch character sigma and is frequently used to show how excited you are for a melody/song

its used by soundcloud users, especially on songs tagged alternative rock or indie
p1; hey wanna listen to lemon demon
*turns on*
p2; WHAT IS THIS MELODY???

melonfest 

An event when a group of females gather together. Much like a sausagefest except for the fact that it's all female. A time where girls can have as much fun as males do when they gather together.
melonfest! a good example is GGW (Girls Gone Wild)
melonfest by Darwin1337 March 3, 2008