by Locoporti November 21, 2021

by niggajdjdjen October 13, 2019

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.
by spagirly101 December 29, 2021

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
by daddy salty July 14, 2021

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Matty. Matty is such a sexy guy he has the biggest dick out of the Friendgroup, every Matty needs an amazing Gracie in there life to live unless what’s the point in living, a Matty is the type of guy to chill and watch a movie or watch under the stars or a sundset, he doesn’t run into shit quickly instead he takes the slow approach to woo a girl.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
