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Queen Mattress 

The counterpart of a pillow princess, a lesbian who wants to give sexual pleasure but is not interested in receiving it.
Queen Mattress by Bleaking April 17, 2025

Wrestling the mattress 

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress
Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.

minnesota memory foam mattress 

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

explosion at a mattress factory 

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.
That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.

Green tea mattress 

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.
"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
Green tea mattress by insanoclan August 29, 2016

Once upon a mattress 

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."