stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

Meat mates

Two woman who have slept with the same man

When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates

by Big dog 33 September 7, 2022

Womb-mates

When two guys have impregnated the same girl.

Ricky and I are womb-mates, we both had kids with the same girl

by DryLog November 25, 2022

Nevin Mattessich

Nevin Mattessich is the hottest wrestler and man you will ever find. He’s so fucking fine and I just want him all to myself. Marry me, Nevin.

Nevin Mattessich is my dream boy 😍

by ayee.drexz July 3, 2023

Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.

Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.

by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023

No Mates

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life

Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates

by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023