Irish massage

A knockout punch delivered in a pub or on St Patty's Day. Like most massages, the recipient needs to be woken up when it's over.

If you spill my pint, you're gonna get an Irish massage.

by ITZOFFICIAL August 7, 2014

Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

by cdoodle October 7, 2009

egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008

egyptian head massage

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008

Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023