A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
by dermy June 19, 2007
Get the eastland mallmug. Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017
Get the Palisades Mallmug. The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the Eastland Mallmug. A shitty shopping centre in Hamilton where dirty Maoris pick butts and ask for change and also where little annoying fucking kids known as the "H-town wheelie boys " pop wheelies on their stolen push bikes and step out elderly.
"Hone bro let's go Nawton mall"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"
by WhiteBoyInNawton May 25, 2018
Get the Nawton Mallmug. a mall boy is a boy who can often be seen at a clothes store and is obsessed with shopping. they are infatuated with how they look and what clothes they are wearing
by the one and only wise one January 23, 2016
Get the mall boymug. by Smokin Hot September 20, 2010
Get the Malled Outmug. A mom who takes her children to the play center in the mall, then gets mad at other kids for things her child does.
by Lilpotatolove August 7, 2018
Get the mall mommug.