The smartest most sexy person ever with a massive dick and when i asked how much money he got he said 0!
by xXLLucaZZXx November 06, 2018
Overweight-testosterone filled Italian man with a large ego. Usually has no friends or family and lives in a dumpster.
Person 1; "That Luca kid is so up himself and acting like he's cool but we all know he's got none"
Person 2: "I was thinking the same thing"
Person 2: "I was thinking the same thing"
by xDevo March 16, 2020
Lucas is a gentleman who frequents the island of ibiza every summer to bring joy to Scottish holiday makers. Lucas is a man of mystery, he spends his days relaxing in the spanish sun but he is never off duty. He lives for his work so no matter day or night, he will be there at holiday goers beck and call. Wether it be a side street or a villa, Lucas will show up 4 hours after the agreed time to meet. Lucas (the businessman) will make you and your group feel at ease before showing his array of products. He will charm the ladies with is exotic accent and luscious looks, the men will be in awe of his presence and impressive package... of product. Once business has been done, Lucas will leave with a kiss and the group will immediately say " what a beautiful man Lucas was".... "bit pricey though"
"Hi Phil, it's Lucas. Hope you and the baby are well my friend". "Will you be in ibiza this year? want any product? "
by Jonnybags May 11, 2018
by LightningHed November 03, 2016
Lucas is a guy who is really desperate for a girlfriend. He thinks he is an eshay but isn't. when you look at him you cringe. He is awkward and a liar.
by ranga69 November 05, 2019
by HortonHearsAnEmoKiddo March 15, 2018
A kid called Luca is generally a sexy and caring guy. He is always right even though it seems wrong to you but it’s right. Clever, Extremely sporty and knows how to impress girls. He normally doesn’t have a girlfriend but he gets the occasional chic. Most girls will have a instant crush on him. He’s got an incredible figure and beautiful hair and face. Normally medium sized height. He’s sweet to girls and can make his friends laugh when he feels like it. Popular and kind and a badass
1.Did you see Luca at that party last night, he was pulling those moves and he looked AMAZING
2. Luca’s so kind, I think I like him!
3. Oh Luca your so funny,
Oh thanks Brad, I like that T-Shirt on you
2. Luca’s so kind, I think I like him!
3. Oh Luca your so funny,
Oh thanks Brad, I like that T-Shirt on you
by YaboiDave October 28, 2017