Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.

I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021

Lady Wood

The much fabled female erection, oft times intangible but, on occasion, noticeable through a marginal swelling of the labia.

Wow Daniel, your seductive tone sure gives me lady wood... just look at these swollen flaps!

by DElmon September 14, 2010

Lady of the evening

Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.

Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"

by Retro Saiyan September 24, 2010

white lady

A slang term for cocaine - used mostly over the phone to trick any taps that might be on the phone.

"Ayo man, I got this white lady over here.. she wants to meet you.. she said she's worth $50"

by syked February 18, 2004

lady

Something most Men don't treat right.

I know how to treat a lady.

by DirtyWhiteBoy August 24, 2003

Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.

Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.

by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

Eye Dancing Lady

A lady who dances with her eyes and shoulders, preferrably with terrible music on low budget ads that people would like to hurt.

The smug 50+ lady or "Eye Dancing Lady" who does a awful little dance on the Medonick Eye Laser Clinic ad with a smirk on her face with music in the background that is like nails on a blackboard.

by supergirl101 March 30, 2009