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shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
mugGet the shart lizzymug.

lizzy

lizzy is an egg who throws shot put 4,42m
youre such an egg. youre such a fat smelly lizzy
by joshphelps24 August 11, 2022
mugGet the lizzymug.

Lizzie

The most PG person. Has terrible snack selection. Lebanese, possibly German. Tall. Artistic but sucks at InDesign. Can barely walk. Coffee addict. Loves pie and beer nuts equally (disgusting). Safe driver but struggles with parking.
Have you seen Lizzie?
Yeah, she's still trying to park...
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
mugGet the Lizziemug.

Lizzy

Stupid enough to believe that clay pigeons are legitimately pigeons, that fly, made of clay. Constantly makes awful jokes over and over again. I guess she's nice tho and sometimes, very rarely, funny. Also she has a bonkers friend called Maddie who has an infatuation with fruit and somehow always manages to get in trouble for the stupidest shite (she's also nice)
"Lizzy, clay pigeons aren't actually pigeons"
She replies

"Really?" "Omg, I actually thought they were Omg"
by Maffewjames November 23, 2021
mugGet the Lizzymug.

The Lizzi

The act of of putting small insects into the vaginal canal and letting your pet lizard eat you out.
Me: lets try something new in the bedroom

Her: I've heard of the lizzi
by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019
mugGet the The Lizzimug.

Lizzie

Thinks she is the shit but she has mental breakdown and her sister his like way hotter
She thinks she is the shit
What a lizzie
by Untelo May 12, 2020
mugGet the Lizziemug.

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