very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024

by joshphelps24 August 11, 2022

The most PG person. Has terrible snack selection. Lebanese, possibly German. Tall. Artistic but sucks at InDesign. Can barely walk. Coffee addict. Loves pie and beer nuts equally (disgusting). Safe driver but struggles with parking.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Stupid enough to believe that clay pigeons are legitimately pigeons, that fly, made of clay. Constantly makes awful jokes over and over again. I guess she's nice tho and sometimes, very rarely, funny. Also she has a bonkers friend called Maddie who has an infatuation with fruit and somehow always manages to get in trouble for the stupidest shite (she's also nice)
"Lizzy, clay pigeons aren't actually pigeons"
She replies
"Really?" "Omg, I actually thought they were Omg"
She replies
"Really?" "Omg, I actually thought they were Omg"
by Maffewjames November 23, 2021

by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019

by Untelo May 12, 2020
