Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.

Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.

by The hater going hate November 12, 2019

pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019

penthouse lizard

High end lot lizard.

She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.

by Tibby504 November 17, 2017

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.

Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.

by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017

lizard-shit

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016

liam lizard

The man who loves chicken curry and fortnite, he is ok.

Guy: Hi Liam Lizard
Liam Lizard: I cannot talk I am playing Fortnite and eating curry

by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018

Slot lizard

A trashy female who has no job and spends all her money on the slot machines at the casino. She will go from one section of the slot machines to another, hitting on unsuspecting men. The common slot lizard will sell their body for a room and some cash for the slot machines, but the slickest and seasoned slot lizard will schmooze the sucker of her picking out of cash without doing much of anything.

Jess ain't nothin' but a fuckin' slot lizard these days.

by YepShesCrazy June 21, 2020