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Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.
I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.
by PR09! August 20, 2012
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lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.
Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.
by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017
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Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.
A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021
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Lizard Kissing

When two people in public engage in open mouth, tongue jutting kisses, usually with eyes open.
Gross, look Michael. I think those two in the booth are lizard kissing.
by Likey August 6, 2011
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Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.
Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.
by The hater going hate November 12, 2019
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Dorm Lizard

A term used for a girl who is for the dorms (ftd). You can often see her on her socials posting her around multiple boys, often drinking and/or vaping.
Damn bro, you sure you want that? I heard she a Dorm Lizard.

"She for the dorms bro"
by chadfoh1877 September 17, 2022
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Carnival Lizard

Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.
Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .
by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 3, 2016
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