Linux

A dead OS used by people who do hard shit with computers known as "developers"

Gamer1: "I installed Linux today on my e p i c gaming pc"
Gamer2: "that OS is dead no e p i c games are available for that OS lmao"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

linus

father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.

-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..

by enold April 5, 2005

linux

A program that provides the classic setup for a monopoply: undersell and demonize your competition, then raise prices sharply when there are no other alternatives.

You soon will not be allowed to use a computer if you are not using Linux.

by Arcpibtn Meaas December 8, 2003

Linjoema

a life taking disease worse than aids and polio combined. It is given to unsuspecting people who do not realize what some carriers of this disease are doing. it is spread by the rubbing of ones weines with anothers and making auh noises. the symptoms are blood spraying out of the eyes, constant singing of Foamy songs, addiction to myspace, wet day dreams, sex addiction, insomnia, erectial disfunctions, monster energy addiction, becomming addicted to the twilight saga, random screaming, random laughing for no reason, laughing at fat people trying to exersize or dance, facinations of becomming the best stripper in the world, toe fungus, gay arms, fucking dogs, spanking immaginary monkeys, riding the short bus, becoming addicted to saying the word twat, random rolling on the floor gasping for air, corrupting people with ideas that they have dinner plate nipples, buffet nipples ,or any other meal of nipples. This disease can only be treated by giving oral sex to three vampire virgins on the 34th day of july.

auhh baby, i have to tell you something... i think i have Linjoema...you should get checked... do you still love me?

by silly little white girl January 18, 2009

linjins

Slang Alaskan reference to 'long-johns' or long underwear.

Damn it's cold out. Better we me linjins today!

by SS January 22, 2004

Linux

A barebones operating system kernel, which when installed with other components, functions like a normal OS. Though many times more stable than Windows, and far more customizable, the sheer ease with which it can be broken and the extreme complexity of its internals turn many users off from the idea. If the world were to use Linux, of course, it'd be just as secure as Windows is now.

Don't get Linux unless you're prepared to fix it every few hours.

-You use Linux?
-Yeah, I spent the past two days troubleshooting some kind of weird bug where GRUB tried to mount a monthly report generated by sar.
-...Have you tried walking into the sea.

by Super Pro Sniper November 27, 2017

linux\

Linux

A directory relating to linux

by former penguin February 16, 2003