Link Out

'Link out' is a term expressing separation of one's self from the current surroundings.
Often used in overly dramatic megalomaniacal monologues presented by self-absorbed narcissistic sociopaths.
Other variations of this term include LinkOuT' ,'Rink Out', 'Wrink Out', 'Lin Kout'.

After years of frustration, dumb Johnny finally decided to link out of his toxic relationships.

by stherdichøvternsten December 14, 2021

Link and Crash

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called

Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go

by 314eva June 28, 2023

555 link

a link pointing to page that is 404 (not found) or a page which is not what it is supposed to be.

i was warezing the other day and every link i clicked was 555; no software, all pr0n and penis enlargments.

wikileaks posted a link to some damning scandal pictures but by the time i read the page all the links were 555.

rick rolling

this example has to include 555 link (even though 'link' is implicit). : )

by turbandic October 29, 2011

Weak linking

Verb. To intentionally add a poor policy, person, protocol or machine into a system for the purposes of sabotage

Indra just recommended a poor engineer to Tom so she can weak link his team and beat them at the company retreat

Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance

The party blew up over a row about affirmative action when Shino said it's weak linking the workforce for political gain

by neoLinguistomorph October 1, 2018

link trauma

Link trauma is the sense of unease that comes from viewing a link that leads to content that is shocking, obscene, and/or disgusting. It tends to result in the need for both eye bleach and immediate browser history clearing.

fluffybunnies: OMG, i have the worst link trauma right now

asstard2000: wtf? what happened?

fluffybunnies: some asshole linked me to some heinous japscat! what has been seen cannot be unseen!

fluffybunnies: GAHHHH!

by tentaclebombs October 16, 2009

System Link

When you and your significant other align your nipples and press them together.

"Last night Janice and I system linked. It was sweet."

by sometingwong January 20, 2017

link-like

The act of 'liking' somebodies link posted on Facebook or any other social networking site.

Hey, thanks for that link-like on that video i found

by Telemachus0 April 10, 2011