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STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
by Androlian February 6, 2014
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limited comments

The people that limit their comments on tiktok, facebook, etc, are pussies that can’t listen to another’s opinion. Normally, the people who limit their comments are fn kids, charli/addison fanpages, blue haired liberals, and the emo.
Person 1: charli sucks

Person 2: get a life addison will never notice you
Owner: *—— has limited comments to mutuals*

Person 1A: Fortnite sucks touch grass

Person 2A: Dance videos are not content

FN kid: *——.—- has limited comments to mutuals*
by aqxa on yt March 8, 2022
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Hard Limit

When Meagan tries to tell Big Daddy what to do
No Big Daddy that’s a hard limit
by Joelismybitch April 21, 2018
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Limit Up

1). Being absolutely full. Could be construed as a negative.

2). Being maxed out. Usually construed as a negative.

3). Maximum price increase allowed on a futures contract in a single trading
day. Almost always construed as a positive, unless you're short.
1). "Man, since the economy turned around, my schedule's been limit up."

2). "My Visa was Limit Up after I went out with that Golddigger.

3). By the time I got on the floor this morning, half my deck was Locked Limit Up.
by Mr C. December 10, 2003
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limpick

a combination of limp and dick. It means as lame as lame anything can be.
Dude, that stunt you pulled on yousr sister was total limpick.
by Carl Kuyath December 24, 2007
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limith

wow me and you mum had a good limith!
by liam smithsssssss May 20, 2008
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Limit Release

"Yo man, you got that OP'ed shit?" "Yeah brah, I got this new shit they call 'Limit Release
by Toxic Rei April 15, 2010
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