lexicockraphy

the writing, editing, or compiling of cocks; the principles and procedures involved in writing, editing, or compiling cocks.

Tell your dad I've got my future planned! I'm going into lexicockraphy!

by Austanie February 9, 2008

Lexi Rivers

An Internet socialite or a girl with tendencies to be outrageous.

That girl dancing at the party was so Lexi Rivers.

by Iwasabuilding May 24, 2009

Lexi-Pain-Syndrome

Also known as "Alexandra-Pain-Syndrome"; Is a serious high case of lust for a female who emotionally has a sensitive guy pulled by the chains. During stage 2 of the results, it later develops into the patient being in dire need of it's random love, especially at night during 3AM in the morning, but is not sent back none due to it's lack of interest for the sick host's heart. Symptoms include a jab at the self-esteem, porn, masturbation, jealously over random guys you think she might want to have sex with, abruptly dreading about her unknown whereabouts throughout the day, stalkish-like behavior caused from the infection and a strange source of addiction to her ruthlessness abandonment even though the host tries to resist the denial. 90% of vulnerable males suffer upon this academic distress everyday and can easily treat the illness whenever deployed into the dating game with a anti-dose of: "MAN THE F#$% UP!!!"

Cornelius: Man, ever since my bootycall girlfriend moved out of her dad's house to attend college, I haven't gotten a call or text back from her or nothing. I can't help but to think about her everyday even though I know she's ignoring me and screwing somebody else. I'm so lady lusted.

Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?

Cornelius: NOTHING!

Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.

Cornelius: Of what?!

Andy: Just read the definition.

by The Denzel Smile November 9, 2010

Lexis

The freaking bomb.com, she is not up for people's bull poo but she is a complete sweetheart as long as you are too. Her smile is radiant and she has tan legs. Also, she tends to have best friends that are the coolest people around.

Person: you are butt
Lexis: well at least I have a butt, you only have a front

by Everything is poo October 7, 2017

Lexi

If you lose lexi you’ll be sad, but you may also feel like your set free from a trap. She was/is your everything and your pother half. She has the prettiest smile and laugh, and the best hair. She’s one of a kind and the best most amazing person you’ll ever meet.

Lexis beautiful on the inside and out.

by Dancerr5678 June 3, 2018

lexi

Lexi is a very beautiful young woman . Lexi is the type of girl that thinks she is ugly. No matter how many people tell her she is pretty she still doesn't believe them. Lexi is usually a bit short and has a nice body. Her butt isn't too big but it isn't too small. She is very sensitive she has been hurt many times before. If you ever find a Lexi don't let go of her. Make her feel loved

Lexi is very pretty

by hehelove10111 June 28, 2018

lexie

lexie is the best baby sister ever.Shes 6 handfulls ,and has an attitude and shes only 1.I still love her though.Shes a big daddys girl if she dont see her daddy she will cry and scream.When she gets to see him she smiles bigger than africa.

I love you lexie!!!

by kaylie 💕 June 29, 2019