Lexxie Lynne is the most shy person to exist she knows no bounds and is a Russian army spy.

She probably smells like flowers, not chocolate because chocolate smells like shit.

She is actually very gorgeous but she's so fucking insecure a brick is more attractive to her than herself.

Her cat doesn't like her because she's bipolar

This whole thing is bipolar

We call her bipolar lex in the streets

She told me I smell like raw fish once and I threw her from a 50 story building.

She survived thank God but she's paralized for life
Lexxie Lynne: stop bulling me

Alex: no because I love you Stoopid
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