Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

by David Arnott September 1, 2003

Baby Lamb

Used as an adjective to describe something as awesome or awe-inspiring. Can also describe a small, cute, baby animal.

That Ferrari is baby lamb man.

Obama is so baby lamb.

by Toasty Chops January 13, 2009

hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!

Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!

by HurricaneB March 1, 2014

kiss the lamb between the ears

It means when you ask someone to suck your dick. (Take out your pockets and those are the ears, then between is your dick)

Hey girl wanna kiss the lamb between the ears?

by fsggdfgf December 31, 2015

son of a lamb

A boy, who's name is Lamson. He is like legit gay. He loves Tylers. he hates trinitys and maddies. Not hot nor cute. But he is..nice? He's very...ugly. So yee. Don't have a Lamson in your life. :D If you do, his nickname will be son of a lamb.

Trinity: Ew, Lamson be lookin' like a son of a lamb.

by UwU_PervyFurry April 19, 2019

Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb

Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb

by Chrissie G April 21, 2019