kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.

Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.

by drfreed August 28, 2020

kidlee

she’s a kind girl who loves everyone she meets. she can have her times though, so don’t make her mad. she’s a very popular girl who all the guys adore. she’s a rich blue eyed blonde girl who is absolutely stunning. if you meet a kidlee you don’t have to worry what she thinks about you because she will want to be friends and be super kind. never let a kidlee go

boy: “is that the gorgeous kidlee ?”
boy #2 “yep that’s kidlee, she’s gorgeous and so awesome”

by anonymous September 16, 2020

KidlessJimmy

I have no kids and I dont need yours TY

KidlessJimmy GJHC

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

KiddiePool Surprise

When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"

"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"

by RancidTrain November 15, 2020

kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

Kiddery

When a married child cheats on his/her husband/wife.

Good thing child marriage isn’t legal, because there would be a lot of kiddery.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2021