Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.

Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.

by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020

Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly

Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin

by Nice girl that likes tomatoes April 27, 2019

Kevin

is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one

He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken

A very sad depressed guy

Why does kevin look sad?

by Jduxuwuwufudud August 15, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

Kevin

The male counterpart to Karen.

Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".

Friend-1: "Hey watch out, here comes Kevin."

Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"

Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."

Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"

by VermontMan July 18, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.

Kevin is such a douchebag!
I hate Kevin for being a fuckboi!
I love Kevin, I could never leave him

by Ac3ofH3artzz May 1, 2022