kendall and joseph

the perfect couple

hey you know kendall and juno
yes they are perfect together kendall and joseph

by hsjduehvsnak February 17, 2024

kendallville sugar cone

While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.

It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Kendall

To Kendall is to lie for absolutely no reason, other for for some people Internet attention or 'clout'.

Dude that totally happened, I wouldn't Kendal to you I swear to god.

Nah man you straight Kendalling fool.

by KalEl001 April 5, 2024

Kendall

Kendall is an amazing girl. The prettiest girl you have ever met. She is very atheletic

Person 1: omg she is stunning and so athletic
Person2: ya, she must be a Kendall

by Horsie and ponie March 25, 2026

Mary-Kendall

marykendalls have perfect bodies, are hilarious, and think they are the shit because they are the shit!

Guy #1: Damn that girl is so fine

Guy #2: Yeah man she's a Mary-Kendall

by Equis69 July 6, 2011

Tom Kendall

1) Typically your average bigot, sociopath, racist and or cunt
2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy

Jack: White people are superior

Ethan: Oh, you are such a Tom Kendall

by banannanaolemate69 March 17, 2019

Tom Kendall

1) Typically your average bigot, sociopath, racist and or cunt

2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy

Jack: White people are superior

Ethan: Oh, you are such a Tom Kendall

by banannanaolemate69 March 17, 2019