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Josh

Dude did you hear about Josh's 18 inch schlong?
by ahahhh__ December 31, 2020
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Josh

Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad
Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni
by Yes lad ur a sick kid September 13, 2020
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Josh

He is an amazing, (loyal), hot, caring, and loving boyfriend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mind blowing so prepare for the incredible wind.When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for granite. You will be a wreck without him.
i really need a josh right now
are there any josh's here
i got me a josh
last night i hit a josh
by Chante1118 May 24, 2018
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Josh

The biggest nonce u will ever meet
by 42069maat October 23, 2019
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Josh

The best person ever! He is funny...looking lol, jk but he does have a hilarious sense of humor. He is also the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He loves music but not as much as he loves you. He would literally drop whatever he’s doing for you. He’s a family person and is loved by everyone around him. He will obsess over your toes, kitty, bobbies and all of you. He can sometimes be a little freaky deaky and gives some good vitamin D if yk what I mean(wink). Overall I love my Josh 11/10. He also loves to show you how much you mean to him.
Josh: let me suck your toes
Me: Cálmate Josh(y)
by Saarraai December 28, 2020
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Josh

A gentleman who loves his trainer more than life itself . He is also a Fairweather sports fan who enjoys "sportsball", unless it is UFC of course.He also enjoys giant ham sandwiches, and enjoys "yoloswag"
I wish that guy would stop being a Josh and be normal.
by FrisbeeChucker1738 December 19, 2016
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Josh

Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish
"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"
by B_ spitta June 25, 2019
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