Jon boat cricket

A cute white trash girl that likes to fish and enjoys guys with small boats

That girl Kim is a real Jon boat cricket

by Jboatn July 17, 2022

Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek

Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*

by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023

pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

by SomeGuy4293083 June 23, 2008

Pulling a Jon Kyl

In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."

This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.

Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country

Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.

by Ducez September 16, 2012

upside down jon doe

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.

Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe

by Upside down jon doe king March 18, 2015

Jon & Kate plus 8

It is derived from a TV show on TLC. A couple that lives with 8 kids with chaos happening everyday.
The term is also interchangeable with a big 'Mexican family'.

Look at that 'Jon & Kate plus 8'!

by Yukester December 20, 2007

The Jon Benet

Having a completely shaved pussy

During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!

by ibemeubu May 13, 2009